Memes for people who can’t stop checking their investment portfolio
1. Like a boss from day one
2. Can’t stop thinking about you portfolio
3. Aaaand it’s gone
4. Value investing or shot in the dark?
5. What could go wrong?
6. Warren Buffet, you boring.
7. Just smile and nod along
8. How to think like a real investor
9. DogeCoin is life
10. “I declare bankruptcy” – Job done.
11. So it’s 2 tacos to the dollar, yes?
12. It’s a win-win
13. What the heck is a stop loss?
14. There’s blood on the streets
15. JERRRRRRYYYY, Show me Jerry
16. LOL, retirement can wait until I have another beer
17. Just tell me what to do and I’ll do that
18. Smooth moves
19. That’s close enough
20. Getting rich in the meme investment economy
21. Investing in memes is the route to riches
22. It’s all about reducing risk in the long run
23. There’s always money to be made with investment memes
24. Think big, earn bigger
25. The stress of investing
26. Tell noone what I’m about to say
27. Man, investing is hard work
28. Trust everything you read online
29. How is the internet still so unreliable
30. Fund managers ain’t worth the cost
31. Please help me Liam
32. Take my money, it’s yours
33. You gotta think long term
34. That can’t be a bad investment, it’s genius
35. Well, you can’t take it with you
36. Steve, you da man!
37. Helping people around you get rich
38. Kids these days
39. He’s got a nose for sniffing out deals
40. More doggo investment philosophy
41. At least she’s not a gold digger
42. Missing out on the best opportunities
43. A truly romantic evening
44. Enjoy the rollercoaster
45. That’s just dark
46. To the moon…. soon…
47. But who knows what will actually happen
48. Keeping busy during the pandemic
49. Twitter killer your portfolio again
50. Keeping the budget in check to spend on investments
51. You in?
52. If you got in early, you know this feeeling
53. A truly zero risk investment
54. Trading is easy when everything goes up
55. When you accidently go all in
56. 80% of the you make money 100% of the time
57. Weekends are so boring without the stock market
58. Finance bros, what you saying?
59. This is what investing is all about
60. Good one China, real smooth
61. Nothings to risky for Robinhoon traders
